I personally would have chosen 7+8

After creating an extensive list of ridiculous English names that Chinese people have, I have compiled the best ones for your enjoyment. As Ring says, "I picked it myself."

8) Ring
7) Seven
6) Nemo
5) Cool
4) Panda
3) Cake
2) Login
1) 2+1

For a comical take on the above topic watch Sexy Beijing: Lost in Translation